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A long time ago in a galaky far far away, in the ol' country Mrs. Smits gave birth to a beautiful baby who she named Rik, the flying dutchmen.  THe problem was that her baby wasn't alone, he was born with a bush baby joined at  his arm.  His mom thought that this was a problem, but Rik loved the bush baby he named Mr. Furry Pants.  This love came from when Rik was first picked in a 5 on 5 pick up game of B-ball.  Rik's team always had the man advantage because Mr. Furry Pants would have to come along for the ride.  So when Rik would be ballin' he would have Mr. Furry Pants give his opponents the ginormous bush baby eye.  Rik could then run in and throw a nice sky hook up which of course would fall right in to the bottom of the net.  But this friendship wouldn't last long because evil feelings were brewin inside Mr. Furry Pants because he didn't get any admiration for Rik's early elementary success.  One night while Rik was sleepimg Mr. Furry Pants pulled out his chain saw in hopes of detaching himself from Rik so that he could pursue his streetball career, but it wasn't that easy.  You see, Mr. Furry Pants first wanted to go old school on Rik's face in order to destroy Rik's sexy face.  This move was too bold for Mr. Furry Pants because Rik had great ears.  After about 2 and a half hours Rik's eardrum picked up the sound of Mr. Furry Pants chain saw.  When he woke up he saw Mr. Furry Pants ginormous eyes glaring at him in an evil sort of way.  "Nuh uh", said Rik as Mr. Furry Pants reached to detach himself off of Rik's arm.  Rik tried not to be harmful but in a tragic mess, Mr. Furry Pants aspiring hook shot arm came off.  Now, he couldn't pursue his streetball career, his life had no purpose any more. The next day, Rik brought himself and Mr. Furry Pants to the doctor's office.  This is where I come in, because my current occupation at the time was a surgical bush baby remover, and that was tragically what Rik and his buddy needed.  Mr. Furry Pants didn't make it through the surgery.  But to this day me and Rik get together to exchange hook shots in honor of Mr. Furry Pants and his aspiring streetball career.